Aaaargh!

Ahoy me hearties! I've missed Talk Like A Pirate Day again as it's the next day here in the Sth Pacific!! But don't any of you scurvy swabs forget or mark me....degenerates into mumblings concerning rum and parrots......

Be forwarned me hartey, there be sharks in these waters ;) *yay to pirates*

aye, n blud all eyeround...

Aye! And since ye be late, I'll have yer scurvey arse a'swabbin me poop deck lest ye has a date with ole Davey Jones!

Gaar! There be rough waters ahead! Hoist the sails! Ya scurvy, lice ridden land lubbers! Hey, someone hung a bunch of pirates around here way back when in Newport.. now they be ghosts hauntin the seaways and stealin all the women folk from ships!

Avast ye dogs!!! Shiver me timbers and battan me hatches! There be a wondrous bounty o' yonder 'rizon!!

Land ho!!! Grab your cutlass's and baton down the hatches ya slobberin' seadawgs!! Off we go over thar yonder bay to rape the village and pillage the women!

*thinks about if for a second, and it makes perfect sense in her pirate-brain* YARRRRRR!

*laughs at D's befuddlement then realizes he's out of character.* X MARKS THE SPOT! AYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!