couldn't stop laughing!

So i was looking on Craigslist today and I came across this add... "Brand New Tattoo Kit" I will buy you a brand new tattoo kit with everything included if you are able to fix a few tattoos of mine. I have went to a few different shops and I did not like the work at all. The only work I like is from ex felons. So, if you are a bad boy and knows how to tattoo real well and need a tattoo gun, please give me a call. I have a tattoo that needs to be finished, one that needs to be fixed, and I want 2 more small ones. Please call if you can help! Jolene ___-___-____. If I don't answer, leave a message. Thanks! You just gotta wonder about some people! lol