For those that are too lazy to take the time to look....

In an attempt to kill the 12 hours of pure hell I am enduring at work, I took up the gauntlet thrown down by so many of our younger would-be's who have become melancholy in their quest for said critically acclaimed images of the "Playboy Bunny" and the ever increasingly popular "Heartagram". Now I want to state that I am unable to use any image search engines at said place of employment due to the watchful eyes of "TheMan." Therefore, the data collected herein may not be entirely accurate.... I dygress.... Using the popular site known as "Google.com" as my spring board of mobility the following was statistical analysis was founded: 1. approx. 52,500 links related to, or containing the "Heartagram Symbol". Total time to aquire; approx. .29 seconds (google time) 2. approx. 298,000 links related to, or containing the "Playboy Bunny Symbol". Total time to aquire; approx. .10 seconds (google time) .... on a much more somber note, only 34 links related to or containing the "Dickbat tattoo" were found. We are now witnessing the decay of an icon.... *tear*

Werk, it's worse than that. I have a beloved world religeous symbols website, and that Shit-sucking heart-a-gram has been added to the site!!!!! It's a religeous symbol now??? I'll take a good set of Buddha eyes any day. Lord Shiva is coming! He is angered by the heart-a-gram and will be destroying the world now. Goodbye sahib.

A RELIGIOUS SYMBOL!? OF FUCKING WHAT MORAL SIGNIFICANCE? .... PLEASE, GET ME STARTED!!!! *banging on rubber room door.*