Little Johny

So... Little Johny and his Grandpa decide to go fishing one day. They get up to the lake and get everything unpacked. Grandpa sits down and pulls a stogie out of his pocket. Little Jonny says "Grandpa, can I have a stogie?" Grandpa responds "Now Johny, let me ask you a question. Does your dick touch the back of your asshole?" Little Johny says "no... I am only 5 years old." Grandpa says "well, when it does, you can have a stogie. They go back to fishing. A while later grandpa reaches into the cooler and pulls out a beer. Little Johny says "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replies, "Now Johny, let me ask you a question. Does your dick touch the back of your asshole?" Little Johny replies "No.... It has only been hour. It doesn't grow that fast.? Grandpa says " Well, when it does, you can have a beer. The two go back to fishing. Lunch time rolls around and Little Johny reaches into his cooler and grabs a sandwich, some chips, and a bag of chocolate cookies. Grandpa asks Johny, "Are them chocolate chip cookies?" Johny replies " why yes they are. My mom made them last night." Grandpa asks nicely "Well, how 'bout givin' your ole grandpa one of them cookies?" Johny says " Now grandpa, let me ask you a question. Does your dick touch the back of your asshole?" Grandpa stands up as proud as can be and says, " Boy, you bet it does!" Johny says " Good... why don't you go fuck yourself, cause these are my cookies!"