Scratch-O-Matic!

Thats right all! Scratch-O-Matic is here!!! This nifty little gun can scratch, scar, mame, infect, dissapoint and possibly kill!! Theres nothing like it. Just think you could be tattooing like no pro would ever even concider!! Instantly be more popular than any eigth grader around. And when your done hacking on 7 or 8 of your friends have no fear, the Scract-O-Matic is 100% dishwasher safe so you can clean it before the next 7 or 8 get marked for life!! If you order before you learn what Hep B is we will deliver the Scrath-O-Matic straight to your kitchen or your spare bedroom!!! All this for $29.95!! Just remember when a guy who has been doing tats their whole life tells you not to, are people here who have the an I.Q. of 20-20 tell you you can!!!!!!