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Tattoo Fishing Contest! Win a PALEOJOHN Machine!

2 messages · last activity 4/8/2006

Tattoo Fishing Contest! Win a PALEOJOHN Machine! EVEN SCRATCHERS allowed! Can't say where. But we have Just tattooed a fishes penis and released it in pond NEAR YOU. First to submitt a speckled zebra spotted ass Bass with the word TAZ tattooed on its Penis wins. Now dont get discouraged.....We ALSO have a second Prize! We have tattooed the tits on a rare EastHampton parakeet. On one it says GA the other says BE. Start checking those bird feeders. We have a stencil made for a third.....It says Krystoff but as yet we havn't figured a place to STICK IT. any suggestions?
Stencil? Ya lazy bastard ...Freehand it!!!